me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed
90s babies we’re getting old
i don’t want to talk about it
me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT
me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god
ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off
me before showering: i don’t want to shower
me once in the shower: i live here now
happy halloween! here is a ghost duet
I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on
how cute
holy SHIT there’s a paranormal club at my school?? bouta finally find myself a cute ghost gf
me, at 3 am: babe wake up … I figured out the jonbenet Ramsey murder case
my husband, groggy, the fourth time this week I’ve woken him up at 3 am with that statement exactly: ok let’s go over the facts,
i’m not sleepy in a cute way but in a chronic depression and insomnia way
me 2 the outside world: yeah i don’t really care for personality quizzes
me in the corner of my room @ 2am while eating spinach out of a plastic bag: as a chaotic good, sanguine, gemini, enfp who was born in the year of the horse, what should I have for breakfast tomorrow and also who is my soul mate
Who was the man who first salted the slug
What was he thinking to try
Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures
Hoping for one which would die
Billy Joel - Piano Man
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